friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Adila and I saw a caterpillar on the way to PacEast
Can we just run away to Washington and stay in bed for a few months and then maybe go back to the real world but there’s really no rush at all.
oh god I think I picked the wrong lit books what do I do oh god
steampunkcock: can I just hibernate until my birthday or something
Um okay. It’s been a long time since I’ve had so much to be thankful for on this specific day. I mean. Being thankful everyday is really important but I guess I recognize it the most today. Um. I’m thankful for being happy. Because a year ago today the whole life situation wasn’t as good as it is now. Um. I’m really thankful for the whole cliche “family and...
mom: wake up
me: /rolls over and goes back to sleep
five minutes later:
mom: /KICKS DOWN DOOR
me: JESUS CHRIST I'M AWAKE
playing hatoful boyfriend
derusional: expectations reality
fuckyeah-animalcrossing: Once Upon A Pixel - Animal Crossing