Me: ......So I'm pretty much just nervous about meeting his parents and stuff
Me: Something wrong?
Mom: Oh, no, I'm just trying to figure out which mix of genes from your father and I made you a complete and total pussy.
Good People Die
thenewtypetheory: I took a lot of screenshots from the Good People Die Trailer. There are so many images there for less than a second. Anyways, I don’t know how o make fancy image posts so here’s a bunch of what I found. I also think this trailer tells us some things about the game. I noticed a few things. I’ll write about them later lol ...
Summary of our night:
Girly shit Freak out Eat Make cake Listen to the saddest music we know Eat cake and cry from our ovaries together
I’d honest to god give anything to have my phone back rite nao Arg.
That awkward moment when you're really upset and...
almost-me: And you go from this: To this: And wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.
What not to do when you're lonely and home alone:
Sit on the couch for six hours watching season five of the office especially all the Jim/Pam moments.