If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
youngstero: there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
nuditea: “when one door closes, another one opens” imagine how annoying it would be if that were true you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open your cat escapes you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
And when I see change manifesting itself already I can feel my heart tighten and pure sadness disperse.
So turn up the water and let your skin burn off of your body So scrape your teeth harder and let your gums bleed out the bad words that couldn’t come out So pull out your hair and pin it back behind your ears So bite off your fingernails and let them ache with the punishment only they could administer, but didn’t Claw at your body Cry in the shower Admit defeat, be held Let it...
1612th: throwing paint on grass and actually watching paint dry and grass grow at the same time would still be more interesting than going to school tomorrow
Id like to not exist for a little while.
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
hyliam: How do Canadians masturbate Do they just look in the mirror and apologize to themselves
dujardins: those ashes were the ashes of leo’s burned hopes and dreams for the academy awards
When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boys call asking your...– “Unsolicited Advice to Adolescent Girls With Crooked Teeth and Pink Hair,” Jeanann Verlee (via clavicola)
We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)